...

Ah, Dewarrrs ...

From whence you came,
I know not where
Nor doth I
care

Just silky smooth
Make me mooove
On two, nay, three or more
Hooves

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pissed while applying

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NEWS YOU CAN'T USE

If Media Monitors in Wellington have got their game shoes on, then I've got a snow ball chance in hell of getting a job there.

I mean, I tried.

After the first 36 questions, however, I began to feel an inkling ... of Irish.

A JOY TO BEHOLD

Here, then, is the result of my psycho-metric anal-ysis from the leading media monitoring company in the Asia (silent P) Pacific.

"What your report says about you:

"I dislike task clarity, and want to spend the majority of my time making sense out of uncertainty, which I like.
"I really dislike team activities, and want to spend the majority of my time working by myself, which I love.
"I like being self-directed and I really like receiving guidance, but would rather spend the majority of my time being independent.
"I really dislike thinking practically, and want to spend almost all of my time working with concepts, which I love.
"I love fact based decision-making, and although I like going on intuition as well, I would rather spend the majority of my time basing my decisions on fact.
"I love critical analysis and I really dislike being accepting, but would rather spend most of my time accepting things the way they are.
"I really dislike established processes, and want to spend the vast majority of my time exploring new ideas, which I love.
"I'm really into both providing guidance and leaving others to their own devices, but would rather spend nearly all my time leaving others to work independently.
"I really enjoy promoting harmony and I really dislike challenging, but I still want to spend some time on both.
"I enjoy both moving quickly and acting with complete information, but would rather spend the majority of my time just getting the job done.
"I really dislike modesty, and want to spend almost all of my time being recognised for my successes, which I'm really into.
"I really dislike being accountable, and want to spend nearly all my time working without responsibility, which I love."

A joy to behold. Unless MM, an employer of some 600, has an unbelievably forward-thinking applied-futures, shock-research unit, me and my my old mate Bong will stay foot loose and fancy free for ... quite some time.

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totally wayshted

....

what better way, por favour,

to start une fantaisia?

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Ah, democracy.

Jason Brown sucks.

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ha ha got my first comment

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lady ema,

take a bow,

wiping virtural sweat from me brow; and,

. . .

offering glad companionship

for late night meanderings

counting cyber sheep

. . .

so yes, lady ema,

tis true,

a few drinks, or more

. . .

oops, security guys coming, better go and roll a joint , )

jokes !
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